Season 1

episodes

E1
1.Ikaruga
May 28, 2008

Ash plays through Treasure’s greatest shooter, as Anthony begins to loathe it.

E2
2.Zelda
Jun 4, 2008

Based on a true story, and thus significantly less zany than the other episodes.

E3
3.Bioshock
Jun 10, 2008

A teenage girl reenacts the climactic scene from BioShock, to her brother’s chagrin.

E4
4.Father's Day
Jun 17, 2008

A (at the time, and possibly now) late Father’s Day message from Anthony and Ashly.

E5
5.Professor Layton
Jun 24, 2008

Ashly and her brother embark on a Professor Layton and the Curious Village-themed adventure.

E6
6.Smash Bros.
Jul 1, 2008

Ashly Burch is the worst Super Smash Bros Brawl teammate in history.

E7
7.Final Fight
Jul 8, 2008

The horror…

E8
8.E3 2008
Jul 22, 2008

Anthony is at E3, and Ashly is bored.

E9
9.The Dark Knight
Jul 28, 2008

Ashly is frustrated that a Dark Knight tie-in game has not yet been released.

E10
10.Braid
Sep 3, 2008

Ashly uses tactics learned from Jon Blow’s Braid to correct a horrible mistake.

E11
11.Team Fortress 2
Sep 10, 2008

There’s a spy sappin’ Ash’s sentry.

E12
12.???
Sep 17, 2008

For neither the first nor last time, Anthony has no idea what the hell Ash is doing.

13.Guitar Hero
Oct 1, 20082m

Ashly activates star power.

E14
14.Text Adventures
Oct 15, 2008

Ash is in a maze of twisting passages, all alike.

E15
15.A Brother in Need
Oct 29, 2008

For once, Ash decides to be helpful.

E16
16.Left 4 Dead
Nov 26, 2008

Ash and Anthony are going to have to cooperate.

E17
17.I Love Videogames
Dec 10, 2008

Ash lists the things she’s thankful for.

E18
18.Fan Service, of a Sort
Dec 10, 2008

What hath Ash wrought?

E19
19.The HAWP Before Christmas
Dec 24, 2008

Why aren’t there any games about the holidays?

E20
20.2008 in Review
Jan 7, 2009

Ash and Anthony discuss how last year measured up to the year before it.

E21
21.Persona 3
Jan 21, 2009

A nation mourns.

E22
22.Animal Crossing
Feb 4, 2009

No resetting.

E23
23.Left 4 Dead (2)
Feb 18, 2009

Ash shows off her strategic mind.

E24
24.Geometry Wars 2
Mar 4, 2009

Ash brings two young lovers together.

E25
25.Of Sexism
Mar 18, 2009

A flashback reveals Ash’s machinations.

E26
26.30 Seconds of Streaming
Apr 1, 2009

Never accuse Ash of false advertising.

E27
27.Yoshi's Cookie
Apr 15, 2009

Ash stuffs her face in a spoof on this classic video game.

E28
28.The New Gamer Dictionary
Apr 30, 2009

Like Webster’s, but with more references to Metal Gear.

E29
29.Street Fighter IV
May 13, 2009

Ash and Anthony pay homage to the king of all fighting games.

E30
30.Lips
May 27, 2009

Some songs we need not sing.

E31
31.Katamari Damacy
Jun 3, 2009

Sometimes life isn’t funny.

E32
32.Trauma Center
Jun 25, 2009

Video gamer, heal thyself.

E33
33.Once Upon a Pixel
Aug 8, 2009

Who says fairy tales can’t include walking nuclear tanks?

E34
34.Like Big Boss
Jul 22, 2009

Dear God, we hope this still feels relevant.

E35
35.Metal Gear Solid 4
Aug 5, 2009

The end begins.

E36
36.The Sons of Big Boss
Aug 19, 2009

Can epic music make up for spectacularly bad martial artistry? Your call.