Season 4

Mark, Bob, and Wade learn to follow the rules...sometimes

episodes

1.This Is Our Roman Empire
Feb 25, 202462m

AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.

2.It's Okay, We're Engineers
Feb 29, 202446m

This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.

3.Games Are Getting Older
Mar 3, 202459m

Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.

4.We Are The Main Character
Mar 7, 202470m

Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.

5.Tear Down These Balls
Mar 10, 202456m

In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.

6.Pants
Mar 15, 202450m

Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.

7.How To Milk Your Dinosaur
Mar 17, 202447m

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.

8.Power
Mar 21, 202455m

With great power, comes great Distractibility.

9.Old Is Awesome
Mar 24, 202451m

It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.

10.No Topic Left Beef
Mar 28, 202454m

Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.

11.Wrong Answers Only
Mar 31, 202453m

Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.

12.Do You Fear Death-uh?
Apr 4, 202465m

Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.

13.The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen Or Heard Ever
Apr 7, 202455m

We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.

14.Cake Or AI?
Apr 11, 202447m

Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.

15.Cake Or AI Too
Apr 14, 202443m

Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.

16.Chugging Hot Tub Water
Apr 19, 202465m

Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.

17.Uplifting Children's Stories
Apr 21, 202459m

Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.

18.The Cursed Man
Apr 25, 202461m

Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.

19.Bad Or Worse
Apr 28, 202480m

What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.

20.At Least 20 Questions
May 2, 202462m

Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.

21.20 More Questions (At Least)
May 5, 202457m

Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!

22.Animal Noises
May 9, 202449m

Old Mark-plier had a farm. E.

23.There Is No Excuse
May 12, 202447m

There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...

24.It's Over, It's Done
May 16, 202453m

Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.

25.1000 Hour Energy
May 19, 202449m

Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.

26.World Wade Supremacy
May 23, 202437m

THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*

27.Naming 100 Women
May 26, 202442m

100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell.

28.My Body Betrayed Me
May 30, 202456m

Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.

29.Two Truths And A Lie
Jun 2, 202459m

Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!

30.Shotgun Roulette
Jun 6, 202452m

So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.

31.The Inaugural Boat Episode
Jun 9, 202457m

Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.

32.We Should Buy A Movie Theater!
Jun 13, 202453m

Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!

33.The Room Where It Happened
Jun 17, 202455m

The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)

34.We Might Have Started The Fire
Jun 21, 202475m

Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.

35.20 Easy Questions
Jun 23, 202462m

Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.

36.It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)
Jun 27, 202469m

Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!

37.Best Of Times, Worst Of Times
Jun 30, 202468m

The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.

38.Saving You Money
Jul 4, 202455m

Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com

39.The Dumb Of Humanity
Jul 7, 202458m

I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid.

40.Sorry For My Singing
Jul 11, 202463m

Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.

41.Red 40, Set Hut!
Jul 14, 202458m

Red red dye, goes to Mark's head.

42.A Special Message For Our Listeners
Jul 19, 202475m

Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.

43.Glauber Salt
Jul 21, 202451m

This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.

44.Theater Of The Mind
Jul 25, 202451m

The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...

45.Tongue Twisters
Jul 28, 202455m

Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.

46.Worm Love
Aug 1, 202455m

Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm?

47.The Last Great Debate
Aug 4, 202459m

Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.

48.Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)
Aug 8, 202455m

Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.

49.Big Or Small (Part 2)
Aug 11, 202460m

The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?

50.Get More Stupider
Aug 15, 202458m

Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.

51.On Success
Aug 18, 202465m

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.

52.The Dumb Of Introverts
Aug 22, 202463m

Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.

53.Mark's Secret Words
Aug 25, 202462m

Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...

54.We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)
Aug 29, 202450m

(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.

55.Conspiracy. CHANGE!
Sep 1, 202451m

Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.

56.Bob's Secret Words
Sep 6, 202444m

Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...

57.Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)
Sep 8, 202443m

After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!

58.Talent
Sep 12, 202451m

Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.

59.WikiHow About Now?
Sep 15, 202458m

Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.

60.Nah, I'd Win
Sep 19, 202453m

It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.

61.The Episode You Can Taste
Sep 23, 202465m

This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.

62.All Nighters
Sep 26, 202463m

We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.

63.The Most Cursed Moments
Sep 29, 202466m

With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.

64.What Song Do You See?
Oct 4, 202460m

Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.

65.Try New Things
Oct 6, 202464m

The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.

66.Get More Stupider (Part 2)
Oct 10, 202455m

"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"

67.Parlor Games
Oct 14, 202449m

It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.

68.QUITTER!
Oct 17, 202460m

You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.

69.Two Sentence Horror Stories
Oct 20, 202453m

Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.

70.More Villain Awards
Oct 25, 202460m

Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?

71.Never Hug Your Teacher
Oct 27, 202463m

Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.

72.Definitely Real Things
Oct 31, 202451m

The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.

73.Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)
Nov 3, 202460m

Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?

74.Edutainment!
Nov 7, 202461m

Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.

75.Get Mad Libs
Nov 10, 202449m

Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.

76.Wade Is Sopping
Nov 14, 202444m

Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.

77.The Election Episode
Nov 17, 202456m

Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.

78.Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)
Nov 21, 202461m

Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.

79.Florida or No Florida?
Nov 24, 202456m

Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.

80.Wade For President
Nov 28, 202469m

Together, we can Make America Wade Again!

81.Top 10 Things
Dec 1, 202461m

Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.

82.Bob's Fridge (Part 2)
Dec 5, 202464m

There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.

83.The Cost Is Correct
Dec 8, 202453m

If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”

84.Mark of Theseus
Dec 13, 202456m

Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?

85.What's Wrong With Video Games?
Dec 16, 202461m

Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!

86.[Insert Topic Here]
Dec 19, 202464m

[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]

87.Merry Christmas, Bob!
Dec 22, 202467m

Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.

88.New Year, Old Us
Dec 26, 202463m

Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...

89.Does Order Matters?
Dec 30, 202460m

New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.

90.Time and Stuff
Jan 3, 202552m

It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.

91.The Distractible Paradox
Jan 5, 202552m

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.

92.Where Am I?!
Jan 9, 202555m

Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...

93.Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
Jan 19, 202565m

As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.

94.There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
Jan 23, 202572m

Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.

95.Order Matters Too
Jan 26, 202562m

Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.

96.More Broken News
Jan 30, 202552m

Wade gets himself canceled.

97.Big Dog Energy
Feb 3, 202565m

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.

98.Acronyms, But Better
Feb 6, 202558m

Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)

99.WordPad Broke
Feb 9, 202562m

All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.

100.Mark Prepared For This
Feb 13, 202562m

Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!

101.The Council of Distractible (Part 2)
Feb 16, 202555m

The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."