Season 1
The series follows the exploits of the title characters, a 12-year-old boy named Sanjay Patel, and his best friend, an anthropomorphic snake named Craig. On a promotional webpage for the show, the network explains that Sanjay and Craig's suburban hijinks require that "no one finds out that Craig can talk".
episodes
Sanjay and Craig, upon hearing that Sanjay's mother is about to help in a "butt transplant", try to sneak into the hospital to view it. They disguise themselves as doctors and discover that the patient is Mr. Noodman, their neighbor who is terrified of snakes (Craig is a snake) and he then causes panic throughout the hospital before Sanjay's mother successfully completes the surgery.
Sanjay and Craig both find their laughs are annoying, so they go to a comedy club in an attempt to find a more pleasing laugh
The boys disguise themselves as Maximum Dennis at the Frycade, where they intend to defend their video-game records.
The boys want a dog, but wind up with 100 dogs. Although when Mr. Noodman calls the pound it is up to the boys to rescue them.
Sanjay is finally tall enough to ride what he believes to be the scariest ride at the carnival, but he may not be able to go through with it
Sanjay is mistaken for his hero when he dresses up as Remington Tufflips, and he gets all of his advantages of being him.
Sanjay runs away to live in the sewer when Craig can't handle his stench.
Hector's sudden fascination with wolves gets on Sanjay and Craig's nerves.
Sanjay strands his pals on a highway median, and everyone gets upset during the experience.
Sanjay and Craig become party animals when they hang out with an old robot invented by Vijay, but chaos ensues when the Partybot goes insane.
The boys find a giant gorilla balloon at the dump that used to belong to "Big G Tires." Unfortunately, the Dicksons also want it.
When Craig steals Megan's identity, he becomes a beauty pageant queen, making Megan depressed.
Sanjay and Craig grow giant muscles, join an unusual police force known as the Muscle C.O.P.S. and learn a valuable lesson on teamwork.
Sanjay and Craig find a 100-dollar bill in the ice. But the problem is, Baby Richard Dickson wants it as well.
Sanjay and Craig learn that Hector has never barfed in his entire life, so they try to make him puke.
Sanjay and Craig's favorite video game, Tufflips Thumbs-Up Karate, is mysteriously gone from the Frycade.
Sanjay loses his bathing suit while at the lake, and Tyson tries to show him to everyone in order to ruin his life.
Sanjay and Craig decide to baby-sit Richard Dickson. But things get crazy when he sneaks into Noodman's house.
Sanjay tries to give an electric charger to his mother during a blackout. The problem is, everyone else wants it.
The boys sneak into Noodman's family reunion to sample a new Frycade wing recipe.
Sanjay becomes pregnant with a fart after holding one in to avoid farting in front of Belle Pepper.
After playing Safari Food Fight with Megan, Sanjay and Craig discover a haunted trailer and agree to rid Tufflip's trailer, haunted by ghosts in search for a catapult.
Craig gets obsessed with pizza. Then, he gets possessed by an evil pizza demon when he eats a slice.
Sanjay and Craig accidentally infest the house with an ant farm and decide to stay in a trailer. Unfortunately, the Dicksons are staying in it, so they have to play against them in a Family Double Dare game show. Special guest stars: Marc Summers and John Harvey as themselves.
The gang go to the Tufflips camp. But Sanjay and Craig decide to not drink for the journey to avoid wetting the bed during the night.
The kids are convinced that there is a universe in an old milkshake cup.
Megan forces Sanjay to take care of her pet gerbil, Booger Johnson, while she's away. But since Craig has an appetite for gerbils, Sanjay tries to get him to see Booger Johnson as a friend.
Sanjay and Craig must re-enter their dream to rescue Belle from Noodman.
The gang is lied to by their parents about the urban legend of the Prickerbeast, so they vow revenge.
Craig lies to Sanjay about what his day is like while Sanjay is away at school.
After finding out that seniors get free wings at the Frycade, Sanjay and Craig disguise themselves as seniors.
Sanjay and Craig plan on starting a web-show where they prank others, based on Raska's hit web-show. Problems arise and a prank war breaks out between Sanjay and Craig and Raska. Special guest stars: Adam DeVine as Raska Boosh.
The kids find some rare candies at Hector's house known as Flip Flopas, but when they discover a trick behind the candies, they seek and antidote. Special guest stars: Sam Lavagnino as Munchie.
When the boys come across an underground convenience store known as "Eezy P-Eezy," they soon meet Chill Bill, an electric bass player. Craig soon starts hanging out with Chill Bill, making Sanjay jealous. Special guest stars: Michael-Leon Wooley as Chill Bill.
Sanjay, Craig and Hector, the "Curb Dawgz", disguise themselves as rad skateboarders, hoping to join a skateboarding crew.
Megan disguises herself as a tomboy to convince Sanjay to be her dance partner.
When Craig's long-lost brother, Ronnie Slithers, takes him away, Sanjay goes to extreme measures to get Craig back. Meanwhile, Ronnie uses devious methods to break-up Sanjay and Craig. When Sanjay sneaks into Ronnie's house to save Craig, Ronnie and his security try to stop them by using shovels, but when Sanjay tells Ronnie he doesn't have to be alone, the securities stop throwing things, at the end, Ronnie learns his lesson, Craig opens up to Sanjay's parents and tells them that he can talk, but they knew he could talk a long time ago.