Season 3
episodes
The kids try to reach Heat Nirvana level to experience the coolness of Lake Lundgren
Sanjay tries to spend a whole afternoon alone at home without Craig, Vijay, and Darlene.
Sanjay and Craig find an abandoned bike, but they must deal with Chido, the original owner who wants it back.
The epic 'Alien Craig' fantasy space adventure continues with Noodman joining the children on a new mission.
Sanjay, Hector, and Megan try to push a giant boulder down the lake, while Craig tries to prove that Magnetic Snakes are real.
When Sanjay and Craig petsit Sweet Cheeks, a coyote unexpectedly breaks into the house.
When Sanjay and Craig are offered to play at the Punk Pit, they seek a guitar legend known as KOR.
Craig gets obsessed with gaining popularity on a social media site called "Heartyface".
After ruining Lundgren's Huggle Day celebration, Sanjay and Craig set out to right their wrong, with the help of movie hero and town founder Dolph Lundgren, as they journey to find Huggle Bunny and discover the true meaning of Huggle Day. Guest star: Dolph Lundgren as himself.
When Noodman tries one of Farmer Larry's "Blueberry Smoobbies", he discovers that it is actually dog vomit. Due to this, Noodman files a lawsuit against Farmer Larry. If Noodman wins, Farmer Larry could lose Blueberry Farm and his dogs. Farmer Larry is offered lawyers who are actually Sanjay and Craig in disguise.
When Penny and Belle have a plumbing problem, Sanjay offers them to stay at his house. However, Darlene and Vijay want Belle to see a video. Sanjay must keep Belle upstairs because he thinks that the video is embarrassing.
Sanjay and Craig are forced to go on a play date with Noodman's nephew, Randy
Tufflips recruits Vijay to help him pull off his greatest stunt: going over Lundgren's Butt Rock Falls in a wooden barrel.
Sanjay and Craig celebrate their "friend-iversary" at a Frycade sleepover event, but the night doesn't go as Sanjay plans. Chido then convinces Sanjay to turn against Craig.
Vijay reprograms Partybot into an Artybot to showcase at Bertha Van Weld's tech expo.
The gang wishes every day was Halloween, so they decide to make it happen.
Sanjay, Craig, and Sam compete in a national tour of the Nickelodeon GUTS game show. Guest stars: Mike O'Malley and Moira "Mo" Quirk as themselves.
Noodman tries to uncover Sanjay and Craig's racket of keeping money for newspapers they don't deliver.
Sanjay and Craig find an orphaned baby bird and decide to care for it.
Sanjay is accidentally bitten and envenomed by Craig. Almost unable to move, he's taught how to live as a snake by Craig.
Sanjay and Craig actually live their roles as fantasy heroes in Season 12 foretold in "King of Kids", in order to save the world and the time continuum.
Sanjay and Craig help Vijay with clearing his warehouse of old junk, but there's a misunderstanding.
Sanjay and Craig disguise themselves as Mick Mucus in order to win a car in an endurance contest.
Megan befriends Chido and forms a band with her called "Character Select", but struggles to keep their friendship and band a secret.
After failing to summon King Za, Sanjay is convinced that he is cursed.
When Darlene has had a bad day from work, Sanjay and Craig try to be as quiet as they can so she could get some rest.
When Sanjay, Craig, Hector, and Megan all revert into babies after eating baby food, they join in with Baby Richard Dickson to live like a baby. They then later discover that Baby Richard is turing everybody in Lundgren into babies and making them their slaves.
Sanjay and Craig appeal to the people of Lundgren to watch the appearance of a rare double-comet.
When Vijay is identified as "The Pig Man", he goes back to his old pig-training days, but the obsession gets out of hand.
Sanjay and Craig become best buds with another dude-reptile duo, until they start to take over their lives.
When Craig joins Sanjay at stuntman school, he finds that his best bud is living in the shadow of Stasi Stuntman, an academic overachiever. Craig then encourages a reluctant Sanjay to compete against Stasi for a chance to become Tufflips' new sidekick.
An old rivalry between Darlene and Noodman is reignited when Sanjay and Craig discover a Friend Card.
When Sanjay and Craig agree to buy a present for Vijay, they get distracted and chill at the beach.
The kids try to recruit Tufflips for their bicycle gang, but upon learning that he cannot ride a bike, they dedicate themselves to teaching him.
Dillinger Softlips steals a bunch of alien dinosaur eggs and it's up to Tufflips and a baby dinosaur named Pepe to stop him.
Sanjay and Craig's friendship gets tested when Craig turns the attic into his personal party zone.
When the Patels take a family vacation to India, Sanjay and Craig get to star as extras in a new Tufflips movie being directed by Ronnie, who gets into a breakdown when his brother's relationship with Sanjay stresses him out. Meanwhile, Vijay tries to show Darlene his favorite childhood places in India, only to discover that most of it had changed.