8. We've Been Deported to Brazil - #52

I understand that On The Spot is a place of fun and frivolity. And don't get me wrong, I know how to take a joke. I love jokes. So funny. But if I can just be serious for one second and say that if any of you assholes mess with my god damn rolodex again I am not going to be responsible for my actions. We're talking scorched earth, you little shits! Ok, now back to the comedy. Thanks, everyone.