8. The Great Danish Security Lottery

While World War III is breathing heavily down our necks, efforts to lure Danish soldiers into service are limping along with the world’s smallest carrot. Security, on the other hand, is not lacking, yet we've just received our third “security package,” based largely on the police’s sixth sense. Meanwhile, the climate’s savior emerges from a rather unexpected corner, and ATP has made some questionable investments on behalf of us all.